me: Be my guest, but when you come back Im going to be doubling our fee.
Client: (gave me the finger and left)
me: Opps!
Boss: That probably wasnt the best way to say that.
En nog eentje:
Client: "This looks like crap. Why did you make it like this?"
Me: "You asked me too."
Client: "If you knew it was going to look like this, why did you even bother?"
Me: "Because I charge you by the hour."
http://www.tofslie.com/clientquotes.htm